I am very dull. I just have my earlobes pierced. I can have one earring in each ear. I usually stick to studs, but I have been known to have some longer ones occasionally.
Funny story though, when I had them done, the lady used a device like a stapler. she drew a cross on each ear and then stapled my left ear first, then my right ear. I actually went into shock and nearly passed out...
Great excuse to eat a bar of chocolate though!
In the wise words of Remus Lupin:
*gesturing at the chocolate*
"Eat. You'll feel better."